“An inflammation of the cranial nerve.”
— “A deplorable book by a deplorable man!”
— “A triumph of hypochondria.”
— “Excruciatingly painless.”
— “Blood & guts stories from a non-combatant.”
— “Franz Kafka meets Baron Munchausen in a run-down public park.”
— “A baroque examination of imaginary psychiatric conditions.”
—”A comprehensive catalog of complaints.”
— “A shame that anyone should have to write such a book—much less read it!”
— “Precisely observed descriptions of a non-existent city.”
— “The worst thing to happen to Cannabis since the Rockefeller Drug Laws.”
— “A mental patient imagines himself to be the Commissioner of Parks.”
— “An Orientalist becomes disoriented in a public park.”
— “A tropical hallucination in a temperate climate.”
— “Confessions of the sole inmate of an imaginary prison.”
— “Water-boards itself and extracts a false confession.”
— “The Golden Proportion gets blown out of proportion.”
— “Merely provides more ammunition for the drug warriors.”
— “The Apotheosis of the Ineffectual Man.”
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